I have a tiny innocent little question for Mr. George R. R. Martin. Sir, can you please explain to me that how do you plan on continuing this “Game” of Thrones when there are no players left to play it? I mean, it kinda doesn’t make any sense, does it?
We get it, this isn’t a fairy tale where we’re gonna get a happy ending, and the reason your franchise is so popular is because it depicts the actual reality of this world: good people always suffer. But come on, dude, I think we have enough reality to deal with in our own lives and we need some relief from it when we invest our precious time in your made up stories. Can’t you think of something pleasing for a change? I am literally not shocked anymore. You have become SO predictable. You know, Red Wedding broke me. Something died inside of me after that “incident”, so pretty much every death I’ve seen on this show since the Red Wedding has had NO SHOCK VALUE for me. None. Nada. I now know this for a fact that everything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong in this messed up world you’ve created for your fans.
Before, my reactions used to be like this:
Now they have turned into this:
Yes, George, you have turned me into an indifferent emotionless little prick like Joffrey.
To The People Who Don’t Know About Game of Thrones and Want To Watch It:
What, have you been living under a rock? If so, then please stay under that rock and steer clear of this show. Ignorance is a bliss. Every character that you begin to love will get their head chopped off, get stabbed in the back, be murdered, slaughtered, get their throats slit, their head will be smushed like it’s a soft pumpkin, some might become physically impaired, be burned alive, and oh yes, they will also be raped annnddd might get stabbed in the heart and ribs repeatedly like full on Julius Ceasar style. Haaa, this show is the stuff of nightmares.
Please don’t get me started on the fan theories that “Noooo, he/she will come back. GRRM suggested this and that in the first books, so it’s definite that he/she hasn’t really died.” But oh for God’s sake wake up people!! It’s GRRM we’re talking about!! He feeds on our misery!! R + L = J.ackSHIT!
Well I have to say that reading the books is a somewhat pleasant experience. Because, all hatred aside, I do love GRRM’s writing. Yes, he’s an evil genius. A psychotic mentally ill evil genius, but still it’s a fun activity to read his work. But D & D (the show-creators) well, that’s another story. They have practically ruined this franchise as we’ve seen the evidence in the first half of Season 5. Mr. GRRM is too busy writing Winds of Winter so now the show is 100% in the hands of D & D and they’re allowed to do whatever they want with it (staying true to the major story arcs). And yes, they’ve made some shitty mistakes this season. The first 7 episodes were probably the most BORING episodes I have ever watched on TV.
Anyhow, D & D did redeem themselves a little bit with the last three episodes, because they WERE pretty bad-ass. But still – overall – this has been one disappointing season.
So, that’s it from me for now. I’m having a headache. Thanks a bunch George.
So what did YOU think about this season? Or what do you think about Game of Thrones as a whole? Let me know in the comments!
I’m going back to my Orange is the New Black season 3 binge-watch. Time to see something pleasant for a change. Adios.